How to Cheat at Homemade Tortillas

While I can testify to the culinary skills of my grandmother and aunts on my Mexican side, I was never really allowed in the kitchen as a kid to pry into the how. My cousins and I were often ushered outside to play out of ear shot from the adults who were always deep in conversation about this or that. Most of the time, we were happy to just get a warm tortilla or slice of sweet pan between games of tag, or whatever other weird games we came up with; which invariably ended in some kind of injury requiring stitches,–I’ve got the scars to prove it.  
Anyway, I’ve always felt simultaneously at home and totally lost in the Hispanic section of the grocery store. The candies and breads were always familiar items, but the staple goods and dry products were over my head.
This week I finally braved the flour/dried goods section of the ‘Mexican aisle’ at Saar’s Market and committed to making tortillas by hand. But guess, what? Making these tortillas is so much easier than any restauranteur or Hispanic wants you to believe.
Here’s how to cheat at homemade tortillas: 
1. Buy yourself some pre-mixed tortilla flour –  I used Juanita’s Brand Masa- Mix.
2. Follow the instructions on the side label (most just call for adding water, seriously).
3. When the mixture is the consistency of play-dough, portion it out into golf ball size balls.
4. If you don’t have a tortilla press, use wax paper and a large book to flatten the dough into tortillas.
5. Using the oven, heat up your cast iron to 400º F then transfer over to the stove top. Keep heat at medium to medium-high.
6. Cook your tortillas for a minute on each side. When they puff up, they’re done.

Store in a tortilla warmer, which you can buy for a whopping $1 on the same aisle you got the flour, or wrapped in a paper towel wrapped in foil. You can freeze these and use for later, or serve fresh with dinner. We’re making quinoa avocado tacos for dinner tonight. Can’t wait!
So there you have it, there is truly no science to tortillas. Hispanics have been making it sound difficult for  ages because of only one thing: the language barrier. Probably.

Try it!

For Mother: Pistachio & White Chocolate Chip Cookies

If you love your mother you will bake her these cookies for mothers day. If you’re like me and you live a few states away, then you can at least forward the recipe. She’ll love you forever (not that she doesn’t already).
I found this recipe over at Honest Fare a few months ago and have enjoyed baking these sparingly. I say that because they disappear rather quickly, and running 5 miles a day only goes so far. Trust me.

 These buttery cookies are punctuated with just the right ratio of salty pistachios to white chocolate chips. They’re guaranteed to please.
Psst…I’m also still really loving my favorite wedding gift. Thanks again, Christie!

For the recipe to these delectable cookies, head on over to Honest Fare: Pistachio & White Chocolate Chip Cookies.

And a few notes:
-The recipe states that it yields 3 dozen. I’ve tried it several times and it seldom brings more than 2.5 dozen. Double the portions for  a bigger crowd.
-Salted, roasted pistachios work just as well
-I use instant oats and haven’t had any issues

Enjoy!

Breakfasts, Waterfalls and Cross Country Running

This is the fourth weekend in a row that we’ve had unadulterated sunshine. The state of Washington can go ahead and thank me now for bringing that California and Oklahoma sunshine this way.
You’re welcome, constituents. Brace yourself for some earthquakes and tornados.
Well, yesterday I cooked up some of my delicious Huevos Rancheros in tortilla cups. Wonderfully delicious. And they’re truly so easy to make.
 At the request of Lauren and Jordan, I’m including the recipe here.
Huevos Rancheros, the Crystle way:
1. Take taco sized soft flour tortillas and thinly coat both sides with melted butter.
2. Tuck tortillas into muffin pan, folding opposite sides to fit the mold.
3. Fill bottom layer of tortilla cup with cooked black beans. I used lime cilantro black beans; leftovers from our taco dinner the night before. You can use what you have around the house. Pinto beans work just as well.
4. Layer on your favorite salsa, or chopped onions/tomatoes mixture.
5. Crack open an egg on top of the mixture.
6. Bake at 375 F for roughly 8-10 minutes, monitor closely.
7. When the white of the eggs have set and the edges of the tortilla have turned brown, pull the muffin tray from the oven.
8. Sprinkle pepper jack cheese (I used monterey) on top of the egg and cover very loosely with foil. Return the tray to the oven for roughly 2-4 more minutes, monitoring closely.
9. Your huevos rancheros are done when you’ve melted the cheese to your liking!
NOTE:
-Feel free to change up the portions of the layers, or the ingredients included. I am definitely not rigid with ingredients or portioning, ever.
-Garnish with hot sauce, cilantro or fresh jalapeño.
After feasting down on a delicious breakfast, we day trekked out to Snoqualmie Falls, WA. I was immersed with the falls, and the gift shop. We picked up some wild huckleberry jam that I’m dying to throw on some toast.
Aaaand a few more images of late:
 
Who would want to hike the “Poo Poo Trail”. Maybe it means something else that I’m not privy to. Probably not.
And I finally got the Sorel snow boots I’ve been coveting all winter. Too bad it’s now spring.
We’ve also been running a lot more lately. We topped our longest distance on Friday with an 8 mile run (marathoners can shut it). I’m pretty sure I’m dead and writing this from the afterlife (which is pretty awesome; there are lots of Red Vines and ample internet access). We’re also awaiting our gold metals and invitations to the white house for that run.
No word from Barry yet…
Alright, we’re headed to Fort Steilacoom Park to soak up some more sunshine.
Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!